my teacher asked us to take a piece of paper and right down fifteen questions we would like to know the answer to,she would answer them, and the questions could be about anything that was school appropriate. unlike all the other kids in my class who wanted to know things like how big is te worlds largest gummy bear or how old is our teacher, my paper asked questions that made sense
This is what my paper looked like



Jessica
March 30, 2009
Period 6
Questions




1. What Was The Greatest Thing Before Sliced Bread.

2. Is It Possible To Be Totally Partial?

3. Is There Another Word For "Synonym"?

4. What's Another Word For Thesauraus?

5. If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?

6. what's A Free Gift? Aren't All Gifts Free?

7. What If There Wee No Hypothetical Questions?

8. How Can There Be Self-Help "Groups"?

9. Where Do Forest Rangers "Go To Get Away From It All"?

10. If You're Cross-Eyed And Have Dyslexia, Can You Read All Right?

11. Is It My Imagination Or Do Buffalo Wings Taste Like Chicken?

12. Is Marx's Tomb A Communist Plot?

13. If You Teach A Child To Be Polite And Courteous, Could He Edge His Car Onto The Freeway?

14. Can I Have A Chance To Prove Money Won't Make Me Happy?

15. If A Car Breaks Down In The Middle Of A River How Many Pancakes Does It Take To Cover The Roof Of A Dog House?

Her Answer To my questions was oh, those are not important. what do you mean theyre not important!? what if you had to do a history reprt on sliced bread or thesaurus! gosh, then she told me i was gullible! and the worst part is, i believed her...........plus i never learned to read!!!!*whines*